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Client:
Could I speak to Mark in sales
Fiona:
which Mark, we have a couple in sales
Client:
I don't know, I can describe him to you! He does health and safety!
Fiona:
Oh, so Mark in health and safety then...and not in sales!

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Client:
Hi could I speak to the man please
Fiona:
You want to speak to who sorry?
Client:
The man who works for your company...in the legal department!
Fiona:
I'm sorry, you're going to have to give me a little more than that I'm afraid!

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Sharks on drugs

Me:
I want to swim with sharks
Catherine:
how do they do that, do they drug the sharks?
Scope:
what do you mean?
Catherine:
they could give them weed to chill them out so they don't eat you
Scop:
no, that'd just give them the munchies so they will eat you!

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